Thanksgiving Day: Survey says...

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So you thought someone in your family was the World's Largest Turkey? Think again and check this out!

Here's a little survey for after Thanksgiving Day!

1) On Thanksgiving Day, I had dinner
a) at home
b) at the home of family or friends
d) at a restaurant
5) at MacDonald's*

2) To get to dinner on Thanksgiving Day
a) I walked
b) I drove
c) I flew
d) I skateboarded

3) The turkey was
a) fresh kill
b) frozen
c) tofu

4) The cranberry sauce was
a) jellied
b) the other, awful, lumpy kind
c) never touch the stuff!

5) Minced meat is
a) meat of unknown origin
b) food of unknown origin
c) not fit for human consumption

6) The stuffing in the turkey was
a) secret-family-recipe-awesome
b) standard bread stuffing
c) Stove Top

7) My favorite Thanksgiving dessert is
a) apple pie
b) pumpkin pie
c) mince meat pie
d) 20 y.o. Tawny Port
(Hey, it's my blog - I get to make up the choices!

8) I had Thanksgiving Day dinner at
a) one house
b) two houses
c) three houses
d) four houses
e) I plead the fifth (amendment, that is - not five houses!)

9) At Thanksgiving Day dinner
a) we prayed before we ate
b) we couldn't get anyone to lead the prayer
c) we forgot to pray
d) we prayed to stop eating

10) Apart from praying at the dinner table
a) I thanked God personally today for all I have
b) I forgot to thank God personally today for all I have
c) as son as I finish this survey, I'll thank God personally for all I have!

*Trick Question! MacDonald's is closed on Thanksgiving!

-ConcordPastor